Derek Coward on December 27th, 2008

One of the presents we gave Stephen for Christmas was a V-Tech digital camera. The thing is covered in rubber and looks pretty fake, but it is a working digital camera that takes still pictures and short videos (as well as plays games like tic-tac-toe and match-the-pictures). The quality is pretty much what you would [...]

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I was doing a Google search for the term “you and your father” for a smart assed remark, but instead got sidetracked when I saw a question on Yahoo! answers. The original page has been removed from Yahoo! Answers but it was still in Google Cache and said “Who would win between you and your [...]

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Derek Coward on November 29th, 2008

This is a picture of my grandmother, my granddaughter Gabryale, my daughter Jaymie, my mother and me.  It was taken by my other daughter Jazmyn on Thanksgiving 2008.  I have no idea why it was datestamped 6/16/2007. This was the first time that Gabryale had met my mother and grandmother. At first she didn’t want [...]

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Derek Coward on November 11th, 2008

I still miss my puppy.  She was the sweetest dog I have ever seen.  I know that everybody says that, but I’m the only one who is right.  She was the only one of her litter to not be adopted out.  It had something to do with the white markings on her face not being [...]

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Derek Coward on November 5th, 2008

A true conversation: Me: Hey Stephen, when you took your picture did you smile? Stephen: Yes. Me: Are you sure? Stephen: Yes. Me: Was it a real smile or did you just show your teeth? Stephen: It was a real smile. Me: Are you sure? Stephen: Yeah. I’ll let you decide what kind of smile [...]

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