Just thought I would share before I threw this piece in the garbage.

Sentinels. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Sentinels are mutant hunting robots who first appeared in 1965. #xmen

Good morning.Diezel is having a lazy day.Have a good day today!

Good morning.I have been told that my pictures always make me look sad, tired, or disgusted with the world. Not gonna lie, I'm usually one of the three because I usually take the pictures around 6:30 in the morning. That said, I always tell young Black men to take pictures of themselves smiling and looking happy because if anything happens to them, the media will use one of those scowling pics. Even if nothing newsworthy happens to you, it's still good to have nice looking pictures available.Have a good day today!

Good morning.Ten years ago today, I lost the love of my life. Her name was Camille and there hasn't been a day I haven't thought about her. She loved sleeping next to my head, water from a can of tuna, '3005' by Childish Gambino (whenever I would play the song, she would come running from whatever room she was in to get a better listen), and not going outside no matter how long the door was open. However, for some reason, she would never let me comb her long, luxurious hair. Anyone else could comb or brush her, but if I tried, she would bite the comb or brush until I dropped it.I miss her.Have a good day today.

Good morning.I need to trim my beard.Have a good day today!

Truth in advertising? I don't think so.

Good morning.I get a ticket for Station 7. I go to 7, but no one is there. I wait around for a few minutes. I leave for an hour, thinking the operator must be at lunch. I return to 7 around an hour later. No one is there. I verify the hardware setup and walk back to the office. As I pass by Station 8, I see my team lead talking to the guy who placed the ticket. Turns out the ticket was for 8, so I just wasted a bunch of time doing nothing much at all.Have a good day today!

Programmer humor is funny.

Yeah, that's about it. No further comment needed.

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