Written by Derek Coward on January 11, 2009
Ruby
Photo StoriesWe have a new puppy. A few days ago, A client at the animal hospital where Patti works gave her to us. She is a full blood boxer. Apparently the AKC requires three names, so Patti chose Ruby’s Red Squirt. To me, it sounds like a euphemism for one thing that women can do that
Written by Derek Coward on December 27, 2008
I’m Fat
Photo StoriesOne of the presents we gave Stephen for Christmas was a V-Tech digital camera. The thing is covered in rubber and looks pretty fake, but it is a working digital camera that takes still pictures and short videos (as well as plays games like tic-tac-toe and match-the-pictures). The quality is pretty much what you would
Written by Derek Coward on December 20, 2008
Who would win between you and your father in his prime in a boxing match?
Photo StoriesI was doing a Google search for the term “you and your father” for a smart assed remark, but instead got sidetracked when I saw a question on Yahoo! answers. The original page has been removed from Yahoo! Answers but it was still in Google Cache and said “Who would win between you and your
Written by Derek Coward on November 29, 2008
Five Generational Picture
Photo StoriesThis is a picture of my grandmother, my granddaughter Gabryale, my daughter Jaymie, my mother and me. It was taken by my other daughter Jazmyn on Thanksgiving 2008. I have no idea why it was datestamped 6/16/2007. This was the first time that Gabryale had met my mother and grandmother. At first she didn’t want
Written by Derek Coward on November 11, 2008
Izzy’s First Night At Her New Home
Photo StoriesI still miss my puppy. She was the sweetest dog I have ever seen. I know that everybody says that, but I’m the only one who is right. 🙂 She was the only one of her litter to not be adopted out. It had something to do with the white markings on her face not
Written by Derek Coward on November 5, 2008
Stephen’s First School Picture
Photo StoriesA true conversation: Me: Hey Stephen, when you took your picture did you smile? Stephen: Yes. Me: Are you sure? Stephen: Yes. Me: Was it a real smile or did you just show your teeth? Stephen: It was a real smile. Me: Are you sure? Stephen: Yeah. I’ll let you decide what kind of smile